There once was a penguin who lived on like…a chunk of ice cubes.. a cluster of.. ice cubes…WATER THAT A GIRL NAMED LIZZY CAN CHEW.

Like.. OH EM GEE!

He had happy little feet, and a great…big…MAGICAL WAND…

OH EM GEE!

He was a magical…WAND-like penguin

He ran all around his chunk of cubes and turned seals into… ESKIMOS!

KABAMM!!

OH EM GEE!!

He grew evdevilicious with his  magical wand, and became a dictator over….YOUR MOM-dola…

Soon he was a powerful little tuxedo, who was incredibly.. EVDEVILICIOUS! But was really a happy bunny with a rigimorting grandpa on the inside. GRANDMAS TOO!

OH EM GEE!!!

One day he was chillin…yes like a trippin villain on his chunk of  ice cubes when a wetsuit floated  up to him… as he was staring over the edge at this wet suit.. A FREAKIN NUDEY (who I believe lost his wet suit..) APPEARED BEHIND HIM AND  THREW A SPEAR AND POACHED THE PENGUIN!

OH EM TRIPPIN GEE!

The penguin died..

The end.

OR SO WE THOUGHT?????

GASP, stay tuned for a sequel… MAYBE!!!!!!!

Possible name??

“THE MAGICAL PENGUIN AND HIS SECRET LOVE ROMANCE…WITH COLBIE CAILLAT!!! OH EM GEE!!!!” – Maybe she ate a baby!!