Happy Bunnies frolick in a field.

They eat candy corn and pick their noses.

They flick their boogers into Christina Aguilera’s hair.

When she tries to get them out she realizes her hair is gone,

because the boogers are acidic waste.

Darkness closes in on the Happy Bunny Land.

and soon these critters are rabid (haha rabid sounds like rabbit) with fury.

With their eyes gone down to a beady red,

they sharpen their claws as they get ready to maul an oblivious victim.

Flesh is torn through and devoured as though an autopsy took place,

and now Happy Bunny Land is referred to as Elfin Forest.

Elfin Forest, the place where cute little critters turn into rabid serial killers at night.

But if I were you, I’d just watch out for the acidic boogers,

because we all like our hair.

The End.